END OF THE DAY
Days come dark, husky in shifty weather of Sydney.
Contaminate the sculls of daydreams, plain and chaotic noise extreme.
Pesky culprits of the day take away harmony of low life.
Sinking molecules of fallacy inking catastrophic patrol.
People for precious prodigy lose their daydream end of the day.
WORDS CAN TRAVEL
Words can travel, people, paper, drawing board.
Utterly lost ship inshore.
Buy and sell fortunes of continents.
Put expressions, inexplainable moments,
floating dead bodies, anchor.
1
Life is all about realisation.
We only have it after our death.
2
Sometimes we don't think
what other people think.
By the time we think
they might not think.
But, we think.
Because we think what they think.
3
There will be a time,
when no one will talk about
love, hate, freedom, democracy.
Because everyone will know about those.
4
Sometimes people need to think.
Because they are people.
5
Laughing is human nature.
No other creature can laugh.
6
Remember, when you start getting fat,
you quit being environment friendly.
7
When you hold a glass of water,
you have to think
the glass is holding the water.
Because science took million years
to prove that.
8
When you see something is coming.
Never wait for that.
Because it will come anyway.
9
Sometimes rich people don't think
they are rich.
Because it will increase their responsibility
in society.
10
When you see a fat head
It means it has an extra brain in it.
It does not prove any extra intelligence
like all others.
11
When you talk about women,
you'll have to believe
women also talk about men.
12
Sometimes you feel shy
seeing your HOT neighbour.
Because you are also their neighbour.
13
When you are in a fucked up situation.
Never fuck it up again.
14
When life is short and you have big plans.
You just have to fit big things in small place.
15
If you think, she is sweet.
Don't sell it in the shops.
16
It was falling from sky.
He didn't see.
It was making him wet.
Already.
17
When life is going on a normal pace.
Don't dig out abnormal stuff.
Because there will be always some.
18
When it is hot.
Don't think you are the only person
feeling hot.
Lot of other people are hot too.
19
A relation is a true relation
until and unless you keep it.
20
If you take things seriously,
it does not prove you are serious.
21
If you feel, the world is round.
Always walk carefully to avoid fall.
22
It was her birthday.
She came to know it after a long.
23
When you feel nice talking with someone.
It means,
your mind is attracted to something
that you wanna find out.
24
When you shit,
it is holy.
Because you work for it for your entire life.
25
If you think you are hot.
It does not mean you are wise.
Because I understand your feelings.
26
If you think, women are attracted
to your muscle.
Let them play with it.
27
When you are afraid,
your heart bit will be bit faster.
Because it is human nature.
28
A heart patient went to see a doctor.
Doctor gave him medicines after tests.
Also told him not to use the stairs for few months and
come back for next schedule.
Patient came back after three months.
Doctor found no improvement after tests.
Doctor was angry and said:
what is your problem, why don't you listen?
I told you to avoid stairs for three months.
Patient shouts even in more anger:
what you mean I don't listen,
I was using a rope to climb to my bedroom for last three months.
29
Dr counselling a mental patient.
Problem: he throws rocks to break glasses of windows of neighbours.
He usually does it if he sees women behind windows.
Solution : he needs to be more passionate for women
and try to talk to them to get intimate.
The lady doctor was counselling in 6 months sessions.
Final day of counselling :
-------------------------
Dr : you must be attracted to women now days .
Patient : well indeed. Can you take off your bra and give me ?
(Dr was bit impressed about progress)
Dr: That's not polite way to start !
what u wanna do with my bra ?
Patient: well, I will use your bra to break glasses of window with rocks.
ABSTRACTIONS:
28
A heart patient went to see a doctor.
Doctor gave him medicines after tests.
Also told him not to use the stairs for few months and
come back for next schedule.
Patient came back after three months.
Doctor found no improvement after tests.
Doctor was angry and said:
what is your problem, why don't you listen?
I told you to avoid stairs for three months.
Patient shouts even in more anger:
what you mean I don't listen,
I was using a rope to climb to my bedroom for last three months.
29
Dr counselling a mental patient.
Problem: he throws rocks to break glasses of windows of neighbours.
He usually does it if he sees women behind windows.
Solution : he needs to be more passionate for women
and try to talk to them to get intimate.
The lady doctor was counselling in 6 months sessions.
Final day of counselling :
-------------------------
Dr : you must be attracted to women now days .
Patient : well indeed. Can you take off your bra and give me ?
(Dr was bit impressed about progress)
Dr: That's not polite way to start !
what u wanna do with my bra ?
Patient: well, I will use your bra to break glasses of window with rocks.
ABSTRACTIONS:
The End
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