BOOK OF LUCIFER

PART: 0                       

On that day when humans realised that they do not feel bad about doing anything in this world, their souls become free forever, they become the most advanced generation in the human history. act:0.01

When you see God is not helpful to anyone in this world, you must believe it won’t be any better in the next world. act:0.02

When you see a place crawling with filthy creation of God, you will understand that is world. act:0.03

God revealed throw vagina of a human. I wrote a book about it. act:0.04

I am the holy spirit that humans always believing in. Because I was always there for the sake of humans. act:0.05

God predicted bible will be lost, humans were not sure I will have a copy. Christ accepted salvation only by mistake. act:0.06

On that day when humans evident their god getting killed by a human, they started believing in me. act:0.07

When you see humans are suffering in pain, always remember, this is not your fault. Because humans suffer by nature. act:0.08

Family is the best place where you can hide your crime. And those who can do that, they become part of my family. act:0.09

Nothing in this world can make humans happy other than me. act:0.10

Gambling and praying are similar. Because humans bet on the absolute truth that only god knows what will happen next. act:0.11

Jesus Christ was not a bastard. Because a real bastard always has a father. act:0.12

Some humans threaten me that they will eat and shit on my book. I did not show any mercy to them. Because I am not god. act:0.13

When humans do bad things, they always follow someone. It does not necessarily mean, I have anything to do about it. act:0.14

A high degree of control over the body, the women will acquire; designers will expose them, journals will flash them, entrepreneurs will use nude of them to serve food as a plate. act: 0.15    

A huge number of people will become pregnant reading the bible of Christ. All of them will miscarry for their habit for alcohols. act : 0.16

Three basic kinds of humans will entertain humans. Drunks, whores and stupids.  act: 0.17

Most humans do not permit cloning of humans. Because if humans are cloned with a bitch [female dog] then the soul of the bitch will become free. act : 0.18

It is OK to feel like a porn star, junk, punk or drunk when women will breastfeed in public place, even either a dope. act : 0.19 

Sometimes you need to be high to understand the difference from a normal life. act : 0.20

When you see street art of homeless junkies, always take it emotionally. act 0.21

If you see insects of hell larking all around you, simply believe that they will go to hell. act 0.22

PART: 1                           

If you want to believe in lies, always believe the recent one. Because I want to keep you up to date. act:1.01

Women are most beautiful when they are naked.They have been hiding just by mistake. act:1.02​

Black skin is good for shoes only. Humans are peeling those off like always. act:1.03

There will be no difference in between wombs of women and polythene bags in modern history. act:1.04​

Pervert is a metaphorical meaning of successful humans. Because they always become successful. act:1.05

Human balls are not equal, otherwise they would have been showing them to everyone. act:1.06

It remained hard to understand the merit of the developed people until and unless they talked about homosexuality. act:1.07

Mardi Gras: People buy reject staff from reject shop. Because they get all reject staff in one place. act:1.08

Still people form dark area of this country vote for a rule " no one gives a fuck". act:1.09

Ass hole is elastic, but it has different sizes like your panties. Wearing wrong size may effect your lifestyle. act:1.10

The difference between me an humans is they are homosexual. act:1.11

Mother fucker is a myth. Humans still do not know the proper use of it. act:1.12

All animals are producing more or less shit everyday. Human shit is most unpopular in the society. act:1.13

Show biz has been developed that far that they can show prolapse blooming like flowers out of their ass. act:1.14

Some humans are walking half naked after paying labor costs of their fashion wear. The development of fashion industry making the society advanced. act:1.15

Some humans do not want relation without considering facial beauty. Because oral sex is becoming popular in the human society. act:1.16

Prostitution is legitimate profession. Stripping also a legitimate profession. For low class people in the society. act:1.17

There are three basic shapes of vagina available in the market. Because humans are getting used to with those. act:1.18

All humans have same problem in this world. They think their own shit does not smell. Everyone else's does. act:1.19

The difference in between me and the US government is they lick ass hole of everyone in this world. act :1.20

Penis is social version of dick. Dick is popular in unsocial people. act :1.20

Scientists dug up legs of reptiles, heads of mammals and pussy of human kind. They named is Dinosaur. act : 1.21

PART: 2: history                              

Formula-1

1. asked: do you have joint?

2. said: why, are you a doctor?

1. said:what makes you think I am doctor?

2. said: didn't you ask if I had joint pain?

1. said: you don't look old, why would I think you have joint pain?

2. asked: can we start over?

Formula-2

A porn star with butt plug in her ass hole saying, " I cant even take a shit for this butt plug in my ass."

The doctor: I need to thoroughly check up your ass hole and give you prescription.

Therapist: Even though you have something different in your ass, it does not mean you cannot live a life like all other. This is up to you, remember. We will make sure you can live a normal life with butt plug in your ass.

Historian: we cannot exactly pin point when humans started putting but plug in their ass. But evidence shows when they were bored with shitting their ass. I hope this will give you some confidence that you are on the right track.

Formula-3

Amen to wine.

Formula-4

Formula - 5

Pervert 1: the society is full of perverts. but interesting thing is, it is like forbidden to talk about them.

Pervert 2: this is common problem of this society, they are not comfortable to talk about a lot of thing.

Pervert 3: what's wrong with talking about perverts. Do we need a revolution for this?

Pervert 1: I dont know when people will get it over with.

Pervert 2: can't you see I'm talking about them without any problems.

Pervert 3: that is also a problem, very limited people will get it over with.    

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The End